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Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes and Jokes Part 2

Pranker always gets it

Someone once said that a true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. I remember both. Shouldn’t that count for something?

by Bryce Morrow, NM

I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

by Pamela Wolfe, VA

An old fart is as good as a new one….
My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!
Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?

by Lilian Lane, NY

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired

by Anton Wheeler, UK

The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.

by Nathalie Miller

Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.

by Elaina Craig, NC

I wanted to give you something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!

by Isabel Weiss, CA

People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

by Walter Pennington

Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.

by Elizabeth Ward, NY

Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey. And you smell like one too

by Krystal Ali, MA

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!
You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!

by Luis Wolf, AR

Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.

by Josiah Juarez, IL

You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
I’ve been that age. I’ve done that age. It is fun. Enjoy!
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
You recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!